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Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. ue to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

The project took a group of specially trained cats and surgically implanted microphones, antennae and batteries into their tails, and then set them loose near the Russian embassy. The idea was that an unassuming cat would be able to stride right up to groups of communist officials and listen in on their conversation, which it could then beam back to agents with its sophisticated radio equipment.

The plan was eventually put into action, but the first cat sent into the field was supposedly run over by a taxi before it could make a recording, and operation ‘Acoustic Kitty” was abandoned shortly thereafter.
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Ginza Tanaka Platinum Handbag:
$2,000,000 or €1,422,122 or RM6,168,799.69

This Diamond Studded Platinum Handbag is designed by a Japanese jewelry maker, Ginza Tanaka. It made of 2,182 diamonds (total of 208 carats) and platinum. The strap can be taken off and worn as necklace or bracelet.

It also features an eight carat pear-shaped diamond that can be worn separately as a brooch. This diamond encrusted platinum handbag was on display at the jewelry shops in London to mark the inaugural London Jewelry Week.

Details:
  • Diamonds
  • Platinum
  • Removable strap can be worn as necklace or bracelet
  • Eight cart pear-shaped diamond that can be worn as a brooch

TSOK : So, tak lama lagi birthday si Datuk Siti (11 January tak silap), Datuk K tak mahu order sekarang ke?
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1. Female fans will not be bullied into covering up
Presiden FIFA sendiri menekankan bahawa peminat wanita sekrang ini adalah sangat tinggi dan perlu diutamakan. Qatar tidak mempedulikan tuduhan yang melabelkan Qatar sebagai sebuah negara yang mempunyai kadar diskriminasi dan keganasan wanita yang sangat tinggi dengan tidak menafikan atau mengiyakan tuduhan tersebut namun tetap hadir dengan proposal berkaitan keselamatan wanita

2. There will be lots to do away from the games
Peminat bola sepak dari luar negara bukan sahaja boleh datang menyaksikan World Cup sahaja, tapi boleh juga menikmati pakej-pakej lain yang disediakan bukan sahaja oleh Qatar tetapi juga negara-negara jiran Arab yang lain dengan pembinaan jalan yang dibina bernilai 3 billion dollar merentasi beberapa negara jiran tersebut

3. Teams and supporters will be safe from terrorist attacks
Wikileaks pernah mendakwa bahawa Qatar adalah wilayah keganasan yang bersama Russia adalah negara yang mempunyai kedudukan keselamatan terendah di dunia. World Cup sememangnya melibatkan penyertaan banyak negara-negara Barat terutamanya nmusuh Negara Arab seperti Amerika Syarikat, Australia, England (jika mereka layak) yang tidak lari dari Alkohol dan Israel, sehingga terdapat majalah Jihad di Internet yang menyatakan bahawa event ini adalah target yang sangat sesuai sanagat untuk berjihad <-- Takut tak?? LOL

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Every relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse / partner. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies (unconventional behavior/habit).

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to do anything. That's why it's called 'falling' in love. Because it's happening to you.

People in love sometimes say, 'I was swept of my feet.' Think about the imagery of that expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened to you.

Falling in love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria (excitement) of love fades. It's the natural cycle of every relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens) and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, 'Did I marry the right person?' And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else.

This is when marriages breakdown.
"We will do it" means " You will do it"

"You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected" means "Well you know..."

"We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best" means " You are in trouble"

MAKE ONE YOUR COMFORTABLE CHOICE AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHETHER YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT JOB

One day, you get lost in the wilderness while travelling. It gets dark and you have no choice but to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner tells you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you choose?
The room where:-

Room (A)
Ahuman head stares at you maliciously from outside your window

Room (B)
The bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing

Room (C)
The bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it

Room (D)
a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night

Inilah al-kisah tentang bunyi 'hon'

Bukan hanya kuntuman bunga jer yang ada maksud disebaliknya, hon pun ader

Pernah tak masa driving, kadang-kadang kita dengar kereta yang berselisih atau kereta di belakang kita membunyikan hon?

Tahukah anda bahawa setiap bunyi hon itu ada maksud tertentu disebaliknya.
Inilah maksud tersiratnyer

1 x HON PENDEK - pemandu tu nak cakap "HAI"
2 x HON PENDEK - pemandu tu nak cakap "TERIMA KASIH" atau "JUMPA LAGI"
3 x HON PENDEK - pemandu tu suruh kenderaan depan tu cepat sikit (biasanya kat traffic light time dah hijau tak reti-reti nak jalan)
1 x HON PANJANG - pemandu tu beri amaran kereta lain bahawa diorang memandu secara merbahaya dan hampir menyebabkan kemalangan
2 x HON PANJANG - pemandu tu marah "HOI!!!... BODOH XDER OTAK KE"
4 X atau lebih HON PENDEK - pemandu tu cakap ;

"TIIILAM! TIIILAM!... TILAM LAMA, TUKAR BARU.. TIIILAAAM!... TIIILAAAAM!"

A research group at the University of Western Ontario conducted a study to determine why the head of a penis is larger than the shaft. After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, during months of research, they concluded that the head of a penis is larger than the shaft, to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Scientists at the Queen's University questioned the findings and proceeded with their own study. After spending thousands of dollars, and after weeks of research, they concluded that head of penis is larger than the shaft, to give the man more pleasure during sex.

The research staff at the University of Waterloo thought both studies were incorrect. Spending twenty dollars for three days of research, they determined that the head of a penis is larger than the shaft to prevent the man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead!
Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since 14th of October (Sat). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct at 1500 hrs; I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compability,would be made permenant.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expenses account.

I request you to kindly respond within 15 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this to your friendsif any, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wishing you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo
Manager, HR
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Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding party, Jocelyn's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With $1000 deposit amount.

Mother: 'Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with William. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Jocelyn shared this with William when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:
  • 7 Feb: $100, first birthday celebration for William after marriage
  • 1 Mar: $300, salary raise for Jocelyn
  • 20 Mar: $200, vacation trip to Bali
  • 5 Apr: $2000, Jocelyn got pregnant
  • 1 Jun: $1000, William got promoted
  • .... And so on
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world. No more love. Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Jocelyn talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Jocelyn thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to William, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, William gave the passbook back to Jocelyn. She found a new deposit of $5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.


TSOK: When you fall, don't see the place where you fell, instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes.

1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generallyhave a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

The father and his son live in an impoverished hilly area. They demand nothing but a piece of land to call their own. Perhaps they will not have a chance to see the outside world all their lives -- they will not know


What a staircase is, they will never ride in a taxi, nor will they ever step into a movie theater. But the truth is these are the people who offer us everything our lives depend on, generation after generation. The heaven and earth have nothing to repay them. Love them!
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