Tubby, The 'Let's Go Green' Dog

Tubby, the dog`s name, has a great concern of environment and he had set new world record with recycling 26,000 plastic bottles. He did not recycle those bottle alone of course. Sandra Gilmore, the owner, who was helping him to complete the recycling

Have You Wonder Why The Ocean Is So Salty?

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.

Men Play The Game; Women Know The Score

Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like Blenders.
You need One but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like Department Stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Men are like Government Bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Be Deaf To Negativity

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.

The race began.

Honestly, no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You heard statements such as:

"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."
or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one. Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.

The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up. But ONE continued higher and higher and higher. This one wouldn't give up! At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!

Then all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it? A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal? It turned out.

That the winner was DEAF!!!!

TSOK : Everything you hear and read will affect your actions

1Malaysian Way Of Life Part III

1Malaysian Way Of Life Part II

1Malaysian Way Of Life Part I

Malaysia Pusat Kecemerlangan Perubatan Dunia ?

Dipinjam dari blog Aidid Mu'addib (Say No To MLM)

Malaysia ialah pusat kecemerlangan perubatan sedunia. Siapa tak setuju dengan kenyataan ini adalah “Melayu liberal berkiblat Barat”.

Perubatan Malaysia lebih hebat dari Amerika, Eropah, Jepun dan Israel. Cuma tiada Nobel prize diberikan kepada orang Malaysia kerana komiti Nobel prize adalah racist kepada orang Melayu. Mereka cuma mahu beri kepada orang puteh sahaja.

Bagaimana saya tahu Malaysia adalah negara perubatan terhebat di dunia? Ini kerana orang Malaysia telah MENEMUI berpuluh-puluh kaedah perubatan yang boleh menyembuhkan penyakit yang mana orang Barat masih terkapai-kapai untuk mengubatinya. Bukan satu, malah berbelas-belas jenis ubat. Bahkan, ubat-ubat itu boleh mengubati KESEMUA penyakit, bukan macam perubatan mat saleh/omputih, satu ubat untuk satu penyakit sahaja.

Kalau anda tak percaya pada saya, cuba anda jalan-jalan di pasar malam, di pasar Chowkit, di ceramah2 politik, di pasar tani, dan sebagainya. Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan akan jumpa pelbagai ubat yang boleh menyembuhkan semua penyakit.

“Ubat Gamat resepi istimewa dari kampung, boleh guna untuk merawat sakit buah pinggang, kanser, sakit jantung, sakit perut, resdung, gout, sakit sendi tulang, sakit hati, pening kepala, darah tinggi, merampingkan pinggang, menambahkan seri muka, dan menguatkan tenaga batin. Mari tuan-tuan dan puan-puan.”

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Interesting Facts Of The Human Body

• It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
• One human hair can support 3 kg.
• The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
• Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
• A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
• There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
• Women blink twice as often as men.
• The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
• Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
• If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
• Women reading this will have finished by now.
• Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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Corporate Ball

Because I'm A Muslim... Part III

Because I'm A Muslim... Part II

Because I'm A Muslim... Part I

History Lesson of US President

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincolnwas shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincolnwas shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincolnwas shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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