What A Fucking Place??

ARE the residents called FXXkers?

What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the FXXking High School?
Does the FXXking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your FXXking friend.

Fifteen Dollars Porsche Story

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs.."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "She must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

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The Perfect Treatment

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients?"

"Yes, doctor" answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: "So Kapal, how did it go?"

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol"

"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had fever and I gave him Panadol also, doctor" says Kapal.

"Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like a flame, undressed herself, took off her bra and her panty, laid on the table and shouted : Help Me!. I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! "

" . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. "Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."

"No doctor.." answers Kapal. "I didn't do that, it would not solve the problem. I gave her exactly what she needed!"


TSOK : What you think?? Urmmm, see comment for the perfect treatment..

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