THE office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says: "What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break??"

The caller shouts: "Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...?

The employee replies: "No!!!"

The caller shouts back: "I am the CEO of this company!"

The employee replies: "Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"

Perplexed the CEO mumbles: "No!!!"

The employee heaves a sigh of relieve and says: "Thank goodness for that!!"
and hangs up.
TSOK : Thats the mentality. Pergi fitness center tapi naik escalator yang tak setinggi mane.. haha

TSOK : This was what i saw in the newspaper just now.. demm.. how about my Man Utd jersey that i ordered?? Haha.. but only gambar devil maa.. bukan aku puja dier pun.. selama nih pun aku xtau itu lambang setan.. nampak cam lambang harimau berdiri jerk.. huhu

PETALING JAYA: From "extreme" to "not encouraged".

Those were the views of various quarters sought by The Malay Mail this morning on criticism by two religious scholars on Muslims football fans wearing emblems that could 'erode' their faith, such as the Christian crucifix, representation of the devil and beer company logo.... Read Full Story Here>>

Stadium terapung ini terletak di Singapura. Ia dinamakan Marina Bay Floating Stadium yang merupakan yang pertama di dunia. Just wonder, macam mane la keje budak milo nnt nak kutip bola kalo masuk dalam laut tuh? Kene pakai bot la gamaknyer.

Namun ia agak kreatif dan inovatif.. Bagi aku, moral dier ialah kite kene berfikiran diluar kotak.. like Singapura nih... oleh kerana mereka kekurangan tanah namun mereka tidak merungut lalu menghasilkan idea-idea bernas sebegini.. di Malaysia, kite akan melenting hanya kerana kekurangan gula..
An Indian goes to Woolworths in Australia. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out. He shouts at the Indian, "What the hell! This is shit, you Idiot?"

The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?"

TSOK : If you believe that discrimination exists, it will.

TSOK : They can be a good marketing officer if they have an opportunity..

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed: "Dear God: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day."

God, in his infinite wisdom granted the man's wish. The next morning sure enough, the man awoke as a woman, without any say about it...

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, the n drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitche n floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said; "God: I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The God, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. BUT, you'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

TSOK : A faithful and loving wife is the jewel of a marriage.

Hehe.. 50 Cent invited Brazil football star Ronaldinho on stage with him at a recent gig in Rio de Janeiro... for me why not??
A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake.

The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "Put getting older but you are getting better".
The salesman asked "How do you want me to put it?"
The man said 'Well...put 'You are getting older' at the top and 'but you are getting better' at the bottom.'

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read;
"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

TSOK : Don't trust others to write it right for you.
WHICH way is the bus above travelling?
To the left or to the right?

Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again?

Still don't know?

Nevermind, answer is in comment...

TSOK : Hahaha..
ONE man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Man: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: "I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board."
Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only"
Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings."
Man: "I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only..."
Doctor: "I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal."
Man: "I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:"
Doctor: "OK. Tell me."

"I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife"
Doctor: "Are you a Bank Employee?"
Man: "Yes !!"
Doctor: "Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Bank Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me."

TSOK : I'm the Bank Employee. It's not that bad. I'm still working like this is my father's bank..
CAN you answer the following question? in one word?
1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die.
Did you figure it out? Try hard before looking at the answers.
Answer is in comment..
THERE was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied; 'It's alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied; 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied; 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Malaysian software engineer was very happy and left.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there??? (think as Malaysian).......

........a dozen Malaysians waiting for free haircuts! Hahaha
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