After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization', a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student : 'Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?'

Professor : 'Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!'

Student : 'Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is and go. However, if you do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.'

Professor : 'Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?'

Student : 'What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?'

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers : 'Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.'
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters..."
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.

"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should had!" said the salesman. "I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left!"

As King Haroun and Queen Zubayda were sitting in their palace one day, a fisherman who was selling fresh fish was brought in front of them. King Parveez decided to buy a fish and gave the fisherman 4000 dirham for it.

The fisherman was overjoyed. He thanked King Haroun and left.

Queen Zubayda turned to her husband in anger and scolded him for paying so much for a fish. King Haroun let her have her say but said that the fish was purchased and that there was nothing that could be done about it.

However, the Queen was adamant and insisted that the fisherman be brought back.

“We will ask the fisherman about the gender of the fish,” she said. “If he answers that it is female, we will say that we wanted a male fish and if his response is that it is male, we will say that we wanted a female fish! Either way, we will be able to return the fish and have our money back.”

So the poor fisherman was called back and was asked the question.

Fortunately, he was clever enough not to be caught out. He replied, “The fish is neither male or female. It is eunuch (neutral).”

King Haroun was so impressed by the ingenuity of the man that he ordered a further 4000 dirham to be paid to him. The fisherman thanked the King again but as he was about to leave with the heavy bag of money, one of the coins fell onto the floor. The fisherman immediately bent down to look for the coin. Queen Zubayda was already upset that the fisherman had been given 8000 dirham.

“Look how miserly this man is!” the Queen exclaimed. “One coin has fallen out of his bag full of money and he searches for it instead of leaving it for some other poor servant to find.”

The man heard this remark and said, “Oh Queen, it is not out of miserliness that I search for the coin but rather because it had the picture of generous King Haroun on it. I would not tolerate anyone to cause dishonour to the King by treading on the coin.”

The King was so happy with this response that he immediately called for another 4000 dirham to be given to the fisherman. When Queen Zubayda saw all this, she thought it was better to hold her tongue and let the man go with the 12000 dirham before the King decided to increase the amount again.

TSOK: A person’s intellect and wisdom is recognized through his speech.

Did you know that just walking for 30 minutes, 3 or 4 times a week is enough to combat aging?

According to researchers at the University of California, one of the principle causes of deterioration of the human organism’s physical faculties is its diminished ability to metabolize glucose. And they showed that even leisurely exercise, like taking a walk, plays an important role in keeping glucose metabolism functioning smoothly.

Do you spend the whole day sitting at your desk or in front of a computer screen? Why not get up occasionally and do a few minutes of physical exercise? Don’t worry about what other people think.

In some Japanese companies, it is even become a collective habit. Every twenty minutes a bell sounds, and everybody gets up to do some stretching exercises, after which they sit down again as if nothing had happened. Japanese managers are convinced that their employees are more productive when they are relaxed.

Satu rombongan 33 Yahudi bertanya kepada Rasulullah SAW tentang bumi mana yang tuhan sayang dan bumi mana yang tuhan benci. Nabi juga ada perkara yang baginda tidak tahu

Rasulullah SAW pada mulanya tidak tahu jawapan unuk soalan ini. Baginda bertanya kepada Jibrail, Jibrail juga tidak tahu. Lalu Jibrail naik bertemu Allah SWT untuk mendapatkan jawapan.

Maka setelah diberikan jawapan, Nabi SAW bersabda, "Sebaik-baik bumi ialah masjid. sejahat-jahat bumi ialah pasar"

Setelah Nabi memberi jawapan tersebut, 33 orang Yahudi tadi memeluk Islam

Kerana itu jugalah bumi (tanah) yang telah didirikan masjid tidak boleh dibina bangunan lain selain dari masjid. Dalam satu riwayat yang lain, tiap-tiap masjid ada bendera iman . (Kerana itu bila melihat lelaki berulang-alik ke masjid maka Islamlah dia). Tiap-tiap pasar ada bendera syaitan . (di pasar banyak berlaku penipuan dan percampuran bebas lelaki perempuan)
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