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EMA, 25 tahun bekerja dengan satu perusahaan konsultan yang tidak terlalu besar sebagai assistant dan salah seorang partner pada perusahaan konsultan tersebut Andy. Ema sangat mengkagumi profil dan karakter Andy. Sebut saja semua hal yang baik, maka Andy memilikinya. Otak yang cemerlang, sikap yang profesional dan gentleman, penampilan yang selalu rapi and nice looking serta usia baru 34 tahun.Ema pula adalah seorang wanita yang memiliki segala yang diidamkan oleh seorang lelaki, bentuk tubuh yang sempurna,paras yang cantik,fikiran matang serta bijak, berpewatakan ceria dan suka tersenyum. Disebabkan Ema selalu bertugas bersama Andy maka Ema akhirnya mulai
menyayangi Andy lebih dari team partner dan Ema membiarkan saja perasaannya kepada Andy tumbuh tanpa halangan. Semakin hari dia semakin jatuh hati kepada Andy. Andy bukannya tidak tahu akan hal itu tetapi sikapnya yang profesional di pejabat yang tidak membiarkan hal-hal pribadi mencampuriurusan pejabat membuat Ema semakin mengkagumi peribadi Andy.
Suatu hari urusan pejabat membuat mereka berdua harus pergi kebeberapa lokasi di seluruh Negara. Untuk memudahkan pergerakan, mereka naik pesawat ke Penang dan menyewa kereta untuk melakukan perjalanan darat di sekitar Butterworth , Perak, Kedah dan Perlis. Dalam rangka melakukan suatu survey khusus untuk kepentingan klien. Entah bagaimana silapnya mereka, pada waktu malam menginap di sebuah hotel kecil.
Sebenarnya Andy ingin memesan 2 bilik tetapi kerana hanya ada 1 bilik sahaja yang kosong maka dia meminta pendapat Ema. Kerana memang sudah sangat penat Ema setuju untuk sekamar dengan Andy (sebenarnya Ema agak "sedikit senang" dengan kondisi darurat tersebut)! Kerana berasa panas, maka Andy membuka tingkap bilik. Masalahnya, kamar tersebut hanya memiliki 1 katil dan tidak memiliki kerusi panjang. Tidak mungkin bagi Ema untuk meminta Andy tidur di lantai. Jadi akhirnya mereka tidur sekatil setelah Andy berjanji bahwa dia tidak akan melakukan hal yang bukan- bukan.
Sebenarnya Ema tidak pernah tidur sekatil dengan seorang lelaki apatah lagi Andy adalah suami orang! Sebagai seorang wanita jantungnya berdebar sangat kencang kerana tidur seranjang dengan lelaki sopan yang sangat di 'admire' kannnya. Kaki mereka beberapa kali saling bersentuhan kerana katilnya memang kecil. Setelah setengah jam, angin malam yang masuk melalui jendela membuat Ema merasa kedinginan sehingga dia memberanikan diri bertanya kepada Andy: "Abang Andy, Ema kesejukan nih. Boleh tak minta tolong tutup sahaja tingkap tuh?"
Andy tidak langsung menjawab dan Ema berpikir Andy sudah tertidur sehingga dia berkata lagi: "Abg Andy..."
Kali ini Andy langsung menjawab: "Ema, kamu kesejukan ya? Mahukan kamu malam inimenjadi seperti isteri saya?"
Jantung Ema terasa berhenti berdetik. Jantungnya langsung gemuruh mendengar pertanyaan Andy. Dengan hati-hati ia bertanya: "Maksud abg Andy?"
"Maksud saya, bolehkah Ema tolong tutup sendiri tingkap yang terbuka tu, seperti yang selalu dibuat oleh isteri saya dirumah?!"
TSOK : Hahah, klimaks yang tidak menjadi..
BOBBI Eden, the popular actress from such films as: Iron Head 2, Fishnets 8, and Bleep me like the Bleep that I am 3 has promised a rather time consuming treat to all of her Twitter followers if Holland win the World Cup.Since the announcement, she has suddenly acquired something like 500,000 extra fans.. Haha
1. YOU see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing2. YOU'RE at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising
3. YOU see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing
4. YOU'RE at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations
5. YOU'RE at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition
6. YOU see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. YOU see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. YOU see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. YOU see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
THERE was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, ‘What a peaceful & loving couple’ The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, ‘That’s once'. We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead."
I shouted at her, "What’s wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "'That’s once.’"
And from that moment….. we have lived happily ever after.
THIS goalkeeper from Nigeria seems to be the calmest soccer player on the World Cup 2010. Sadly, there is not award for being the calmest goalkeeper; otherwise Vincent Enyeama had all chances to win it.
A chicken farmer went to a local bar. He Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagn. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!""What a coincidence" the farmer says. "This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating’
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’
"That’s great!" says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
ONE Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph..Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
I n return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
TSOK : Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.
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