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One politician, One thief & One Bank employee died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Bank employer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my office friends, managers and RMs “,
He called other employees and he talked for twenty hours about tendency and month end sales figures and payouts, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Bank employer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??”
Devil says "Calling from Hell to Hell is consider Local Call!!"
Friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb! She underwent an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark colored blood. She thought that she would recovered after the surgery but she was terribly wrong! A relapse occurred just a few months later.
Distressed, she rushed down to her gynecologist for a consultation. During her consultation, her doctor asked her one question that puzzled her. He asked if she was a frequent consumer of Chicken Wings and she replied "Yes!" wondering how he knew of her eating habits!
You see, the truth is. In this modern day and age, Chickens are injected with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this society can be met. This need is none other than the need for food! Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at
the neck or the wings.
Therefore, it is in these places that the highest concentration of steroids exist! These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as it accelerates growth. It has an even more dangerous
effect in the presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst in the womb!
So, I advise people out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of consuming Chicken Wings!
- By DR. Ajay Varma
Six Bank professionals under the age of 33 have died and 2 top executives from renowned Banks have become paralyzed because of stress-related heart ailments in the last six months in Chennai, says a study by Mitran Foundation, a Bangalore-based voluntary association of practicing doctors.
"All the six who died, and the two who became invalid, had no family history of heart attacks or any pre-history of heart ailments or paralysis. They were all in their prime, between 27 and 33 years, and handled challenging projects at work in their respective companies. They worked long and continuous hours. The end struck them very suddenly and it looked as if their hearts refused to take any more stress ," said Dr Dwarakanath, director of Mitran Foundation, who has studied stress components in more than 40 Banks in Chennai during the last six months.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
A husband wrote a letter to his wife to inform that he'll be late
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed.
I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: continue
Rasulullah S.A.W telah bersabda yang maksudnya :Setiap amalan anak Adam baginya melainkan puasa maka ia untuk-Ku dan Aku akan membalasnya. Dan puasa adalah perisai, maka apabila seseorang berada pada hari puasa maka dia dilarang menghampiri(bercumbu) pada hari itu dan tidak meninggikan suara. Sekiranya dia dihina atau diserang maka dia berkata : Sesungguhnya aku berpuasa demi Tuhan yang mana diri nabi Muhammad ditangan-Nya maka perubahan bau mulut orang berpuasa lebih harum di sisi Allah pada hari qiamat daripada bau kasturi, dan bagi orang berpuasa dua kegembiraan yang mana dia bergembira dengan keduanya apabila berbuka dia bergembira dengan waktu berbukanya dan apabila bertemu Tuhannya dia gembira dengan puasanya.
(Hadith Riwayat Imam Bukhari, Muslim, Nasai’e, Ahmad, Ibn Khuzaimah, Ibn Hibban dan Baihaqi)
(Hadith Riwayat Imam Bukhari, Muslim, Nasai’e, Ahmad, Ibn Khuzaimah, Ibn Hibban dan Baihaqi)
Ya Allah! Tanamkanlah Dalam Diriku Kecintaan Kepada Perbuatan Baik, Dan Tanamkanlah Dalam Diriku Kebencian Terhadap Kemaksiatan Dan Kefasikan. Jauhkanlah Dariku Kemurkaan-Mu Dan Api Neraka Dengan Pertolongan-Mu, Wahai Penolong Orang-Orang Yang Meminta Pertolongan.
An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
JPJ has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use. And that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!' He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry. I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."
There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late.
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1... continue
Story 1;
Boss 1: "I think we should promote that guy, he is performing consistently."
Boss 2: "I don't think so. He already looks so happy, we will promote him, if he resign."
Story 2;
Boss: "After you became Supervisor of the team, many people have left the organization. They probably realized that there is no future working under you.. The management has viewed the situation very seriously and concluded that.......
You have helped the the cause of head counts under control. So, you are promoted as Global Down Sizing Manager"
Story 3;
Bos: "Here, the Management is pleased to promote you as Sr. Asst Dy Sales Director."
Man: "Sir, what will be the change in my role?"
Bos: "None, you will continue functioning as Sr Sales Engineer!!"
Story 4;
Man 1: "Why he looks sad?"
Man 2: "Poor young chap.. he attended a seminar organised by Management "Admit Mistake and Earn Respect".. He admitted one and they sacked him!!"
TSOK: Are we agree??
1st Person: “Do you know anything about this fax machine?”
2nd Person: “A little. What’s wrong?”
1st Person: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a coversheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
2nd Person: “How did you load the sheet?”
1st Person: “It’s a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
TSOK: Errr... NO!! This only for selfish man... I think.. LOL
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.
Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.
Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.
TSOK: People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.
Daripada Abu Hurairah telah berkata:
Rasullah S.A.W telah bersabda yang bermaksud :
"Solat yang difardhukan kepada sembahyang yang sebelumnya merupakan penebus apa antara keduanya, dan Jumaat kepada Jumaat yang sebelumnya merupakan penebus apa antara keduanya, dan bulan kepada bulan(iaitu Ramadhan) merupakan kaffarah apa antara keduanya melainkan tiga golongan : Syirik kepada Allah, meninggalkan sunnah dan perjanjian (dilanggar)."
Rasullah S.A.W telah bersabda yang bermaksud :
"Solat yang difardhukan kepada sembahyang yang sebelumnya merupakan penebus apa antara keduanya, dan Jumaat kepada Jumaat yang sebelumnya merupakan penebus apa antara keduanya, dan bulan kepada bulan(iaitu Ramadhan) merupakan kaffarah apa antara keduanya melainkan tiga golongan : Syirik kepada Allah, meninggalkan sunnah dan perjanjian (dilanggar)."
Ya Allah! Jadikanlah Aku Diantara Orang-Orang Yang Bertawakkal Kepada-Mu,
Dan Jadikanlah Aku Diantara Orang- Orang Yang Menang Disisi-Mu, Dan Jadikanlah Aku Diantara Orang-Orang Yang Dekat Kepada-Mu Dengan Ihsan-Mu, Wahai Tujuan Orang-Orang Yang Memohon.
Dan Jadikanlah Aku Diantara Orang- Orang Yang Menang Disisi-Mu, Dan Jadikanlah Aku Diantara Orang-Orang Yang Dekat Kepada-Mu Dengan Ihsan-Mu, Wahai Tujuan Orang-Orang Yang Memohon.
A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old, and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.
So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'
She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'
She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.'
The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.' The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.
He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!
The best time to study> when you wake up after you wash your face, you mind is most clear. Study at this time, it is easy to memorize what you studied.
The best time to exercise> in the morning, it is good for walking because the air is fresh. But do not do strenuous exercise!
The best time to eat fruits> Eating fruit one hour before meals is most beneficial because fruits are raw. It is more appropriate to eat raw then cooked food so that the body need not to elevate white blood cells to protect the body's immune system. This in turn enhances the anti-cancer mechanism. (Exceptions: Pineapples, oranges, bananas, should be taken after a meal)
The best time to exercise> Evening is the best time to exercise because human activities are subject to the "biological clock". On the contrary morning is not suitable for exercise and can be harmful. Exercise in the morning, blood pressure and heart beat are moving higher than the evening.
The best time to take a bath> Before bedtime, a warm water bath allows the body to relax the muscles and joints. It also helps sleep peacefully..... continue
A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.
The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height. The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense.
Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.
When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found.. Read More >>
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
“Do you need some help?” I asked.
She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car."
“Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for this?”
“Hmmm, I dunno."
Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy" which she handed to me with the car keys. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries…it’s a long walk.”
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?" they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in," they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!" he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth.. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
- Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer #3)
- That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'.
- Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F- - - YOU!
- Don't worry about it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' Nothing (Refer #3)
Husband working abroad wrote to his wife
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending 100 kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.
Signed, Your Husband,
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses;
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or
3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!
Signed, Your Wife
Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, diatas katil sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur.
Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu. Si isteri bersuara, "Dulu-dulu tu, abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido." Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula.
Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu, abang selalu cium saya." Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Lepas tu sambung tido balik.
Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu, abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya" Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil
tu.
Dengan hairan si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?" Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi la ni!!!"
Different people have different perception.
One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey? " Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.
Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman."The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.
It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a nar row bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.
Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..
Rasulullah S.A.W telah bersabda yang maksudnya :Setiap amalan anak Adam baginya melainkan puasa maka ia untuk-Ku dan Aku akan membalas segala amal kebajikan anak Adam itu dilipat-gandakan pahalanya kepada sepuluh hinggalah ke 700 kali ganda.
Allah berfirman: ‘Kecuali puasa, sesungguhnya puasa itu adalah untuk-Ku dan Aku memberikan balasan (pahala) kepadanya, (kerana) dia(orang yang berpuasa) telah meninggalkan syahwat dan makan minumnya kerana Aku.’
(Hadith Riwayat Muslim)
Allah berfirman: ‘Kecuali puasa, sesungguhnya puasa itu adalah untuk-Ku dan Aku memberikan balasan (pahala) kepadanya, (kerana) dia(orang yang berpuasa) telah meninggalkan syahwat dan makan minumnya kerana Aku.’
(Hadith Riwayat Muslim)
Ya Allah! Sediakanlah Untuk Ku Sebagian Dari Rahmat-Mu Yang Luas,Dan Berikanlah Aku Petunjuk Kepada Ajaran-Ajaran-Mu Yang Terang,
Dan Bimbinglah Aku Menuju Kepada Kerelaan-Mu Yang Penuh Dengan Kecintaan-Mu,
Wahai Harapan Orang-Orang Yang Rindu.
Ketika hari lebaran semakin tiba, kebiasaan yang selalu kita lihat adalah ramai yang membeli kereta baru (termasuklah aku 3 tahun yang lepas).. dan untuk menyempurnakannya lagi sudah tentunya kereta tersebut perlu di tinted.. untuk mengurangkan kemasukan matahari ke dalam kereta terutama ketika pulang berhari raya di kampung <-- alasan paling ideal
Terdapat pelbagai jenis tinted di pasaran terutama jenama-jenama terkenal seperti Lumar, VCool, AirCool dan sebagainya.. tepuk dada tanya poket anda untuk membuat pilihan.. jika tidak tinted sahajalah jenama cap AyamCool, KambingCool dan sebagainya yang murah-murah.. asalkan jangan anda ketawa sorang-sorang pun orang luar leh nampak..
Tinted yang saya rekomenkan untuk Hari Raya 2010 ini adalah lain daripada yang lain.. semua mata pasti akan tertumpu pada anda pada Hari Raya nanti.. tidak kisahlah anda pakai kereta jenama aper.. biar orang kate 'luar cam banglo, dalam cam setinggan' sebab semestinya gaya, mutu keunggulan ini akan memeriahkan lagi sambutan Aidilfitri untuk tahun 2010 ini.. Klik Read More >> untuk Tinted Of The Year 2010 ini..
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story, too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
The man won!!
Don't smoke - Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher.
Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1 hr before meal.
Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.
Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be wisted &blocked.
Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.
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