A Mother went to visit her son Norman for dinner and found that Norman had a girl by the name of Mimi for a housemate...
During the course of dinner, Norman's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Norman's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two.
Over the course of the evening while watching Norman and Mimi interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Norman and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious. Reading his mother's thoughts, Norman volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Mimi and I are just housemates".
About a week later, Mimi came to Norman saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Norman said ,"Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother :
Dear Mother,Several days later, Norman received an email from his Mother which read :
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house ... I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate ... But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...
Love,
Norman
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Mimi, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Mimi. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under her pillow ...
Love,
Mom
1 comments:
very funny indeed! :)
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