We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
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Men are NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both .
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine! Really
Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Rugby,Soccer,or golf.
You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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Men are NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both .
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine! Really
Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Rugby,Soccer,or golf.
You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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