[True Story] From Inst. of MENTAL Hosp Records I

Record I
Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shxx, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art.. too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"