My Resimay - Job Application

My Resimay...

To hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,
Tiffany

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.

Regards;
Bob