UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to study law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to study law.

Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter.

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
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Tubby, the dog`s name, has a great concern of environment and he had set new world record with recycling 26,000 plastic bottles. He did not recycle those bottle alone of course. Sandra Gilmore, the owner, who was helping him to complete the recycling
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Pantech just recently announced a new smartphone that will debut soon, and it looks very promising. Based on Qualcomm’s MSM8225 chipset, the Vega Xpress will be the first Android smartphone to use DDR2 memory technology.

What makes this so special? It allows the device to reach impressive processing speeds by accessing the memory much more quickly than current devices. Pantech is claiming that this device will be 1.5 times faster than a similarly-clocked device with current memory technology, while also offering PC-level speed in internet browsing, application speeds, and gaming.

This device should be able to double 3D graphics processing speeds, while still increasing power efficiency (a much-needed improvement in most Android handsets) by as much as 2 to 3 times. The Vega Xpress will also feature an RF antenna to further increase its usefulness. Currently announced specs:3
  • Display: 4-inch WVGA (800×480) 16 million color TFT LCD
  • Size: 120.5x 62.8×10.9 (mm) (with standard battery)
  • Weight: 119.9g
  • Battery: 1500mAh
  • Camera: 5M AF CMOS / Flash
  • External Memory Card: SD Card 8GB (up to 32GB)

TSOK : Which phone will be the first to use memory DDR5?
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A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.
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Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like Blenders.
You need One but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like Department Stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Men are like Government Bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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17-year-old Jésica Santillán died 2 weeks after receiving the heart and lungs of a patient whose blood type did not match hers.

Doctors at the Duke University Medical Center failed to check the compatibility before surgery began. After a rare second transplant operation to attempt to rectify the error, she suffered brain damage and complications that subsequently hastened her death.

Santillán, a Mexican immigrant, had come to the United States three years before to seek medical treatment for a life-threatening heart condition. The heart-lung transplant that surgeons at Duke University Hospital in Durham , N.C., hoped would improve this condition instead put her in greater danger; Santillán, who had type-O blood, had received the organs from a type-A donor.

The error sent the patient into a comalike state, and she died shortly after an attempt to switch the organs back out for compatible ones failed. The hospital blamed human error for the death, along with a lack of safeguards to ensure a compatible transplant. According to reports, Duke reached an agreement on an undisclosed settlement with the family. Neither the hospital nor the family is allowed to comment on the case.
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Asthma partially obstructs the bronchial tubes, making breathing difficult. The cause of asthma is still not known. But if you are an asthma sufferer, you can, through natural means, considerably reduce the number of asthma attacks you get.

A placebo study has shown that asthmatics who consume 1 gram of vitamin C per day had 4 times fewer attacks. When they stopped taking vitamin C, the attacks resumed with the same frequency as before (Trop. and Geog. Med., Vol. 32, Mo. 2, 1980).

As for magnesium, it also works wonders! Dr. Zack H. Haddad of the Faculty of Medicine at the University of Southern California conducted a study on thirty children suffering from asthma associated with allergies. Twenty of them drank a daily amount of mineral water rich in magnesium, while the others received no magnesium supplement.

After three months, the first group had a higher level of magnesium in their blood, and they were able to breathe more easily. So taking vitamin C and magnesium is an excellent way to prevent asthma attacks. But what can you do to breathe more easily during an attack? Simply drink 2 or 3 cups of strong coffee. By activating blood circulation, it eases respiratory blockage.
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This is the craziest comment i've ever found on the net. I accidently found this comment when I'm doing some research for my work in one of the popular forum in Malaysia. I'm not sure if this is an old issue and whether the person had been punished, but just want to share with fellow Malaysian.

Here are the stupid comment from the retarded person..

HOW TO SHAPE malaysia

I would like to provide a plans on how to make malaysia to be the heaven on earth.
The steps are as follow:

1. Kill all the useless puppets (the Sultans and all his heirs)
2. Change the goverment (Barisan Nasional must be banned)
3. Demolish the special treatment to BUMIPUTRAS.
4. Give citizenship to high skill workers.(of at least two years working in Malaysia)
5. Give citizenship to people that invest RM1,000,000.00 to Malaysia.
7. Legalize Prostitution so that the goverment can control the disease (AIDS,ETC) spreads and lower down the raping cases.
8. Make rules that each female can have only 3 children. So that the Quality is there than the Quantity. There will less casses of abnormal child, poverty and having excessive children.
9. Not allow to marry more than one wife.High taxes to those marry more than one.(50% of what they earn) for having two wife and additional 25% there on for each one.
10.Legalize gambling for everybody including the Malays. They should have the same treatment as the non-muslim.Two more casino to be open on so that there will be no monopoly by only one person. Casino is a huge business and can attract a lot tourists. At the same time create new jobs.
11.Create a new RELIGION for people of Malaysia. Everybody having the same god so that the people can be happier, they can pray in the mosques,temples and churches. Not just a multi culture country, a country which the people have multi religion as well. Having the same religion, there will be freedom of having love partner.

These are the plans that will open the eye of peoples in the world.These is a Masterplan that will benefit the people and the future generations. As well as huge migration of people to the country that will have a lot of investment to Malaysia and skill people that our country needed so badly.
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When Nancy Andrews, of Commack, N.Y., became pregnant after an in vitro fertilization procedure at a New York fertility clinic, she and her husband expected a beautiful new addition to their family. What they did not expect was a child whose skin was significantly darker than that of either parent. Subsequent DNA tests suggested that doctors at New York Medical Services for Reproductive Medicine accidentally used another man's sperm to inseminate Nancy Andrews' eggs..

The couple has since raised Baby Jessica, who was born Oct. 19, 2004, as their own, according to wire reports. But the couple still filed a malpractice suit against the owner of the clinic, as well as the embryologist who allegedly mixed up the samples.
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