[Joke] The Whole-Wheat Bread

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!”

Leon replies, “You’re kidding. I can’t even manage to do it once. What’s your secret?”

Elmer replies, “Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread.”

So the second old man rushes to the store. The clerk asks the old man, “May I help you?”

“Yes, I’d like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please.”

The clerk says, “That’s a lot of bread. It’s sure to get hard before you’re done.”

The old man says, “Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?”