We Can Fix Woman Driver

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

“Do you need some help?” I asked.

She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car."

“Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for this?”

“Hmmm, I dunno."

Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy" which she handed to me with the car keys. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries…it’s a long walk.”