Man: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: "I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board."
Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only"
Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings."
Man: "I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only..."
Doctor: "I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal."
Man: "I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:"
Doctor: "OK. Tell me."
Man:
"I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.Doctor: "Are you a Bank Employee?"
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife"
Man: "Yes !!"
Doctor: "Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Bank Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me."
TSOK : I'm the Bank Employee. It's not that bad. I'm still working like this is my father's bank..
1 comments:
plz help! i lost all pairs of shoes under my workstation. i kne pegi meeting kt JPM in an hour :(
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