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Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party.He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman "sms" Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open & her eyes closed. Superman thought to himself, " So exotic, should i or shouldn't i ....wait ..I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "What is going on, Did you hear anything????"
Invisible-Man replied, "No! But, my ASS hurts like hell!"
Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you'll have to do it again.
What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
Because 90% boys are right handed.
What is the difference between an Underwear & a Stage Curtain?
When you pull down the Stage Curtain, the show is over,
but when you pull down the Underwear..... it is Showtime!
What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Advantages of having an affair with a married women..
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you'll have to do it again.
What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
Because 90% boys are right handed.
What is the difference between an Underwear & a Stage Curtain?
When you pull down the Stage Curtain, the show is over,
but when you pull down the Underwear..... it is Showtime!
What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Advantages of having an affair with a married women..
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
This blonde, Christina decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her boyfriend Steve that blondes really are smart.
While Steve is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after Steve leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her boyfriend arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his girlfriend lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. Christina replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
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