An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are so cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs, you body heat will warm them up". So the daughter did and her hands warmed up."
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl said "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up". So he did and warmed his hands.
The next day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said my nose is cold.
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up" So he did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was smiling when he got into the buggy with the daughter, and said "My penis is frozen solid"
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother "Have you ever heard of a Penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why yes, Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they??"
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