W.I.F.E.?

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist".''

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know... "Double Income, No Kids Yet". '

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know... 'Rich, Urban, Biker'."

The fourth guy says, 'I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know... "Double Income, Little Dog Owner".''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...