Maybank - Merompak Pekerja Miskin Malaysia?

Aku terjumpe flyers ni hari Isnin lepas di tempat parking bersebelahan Wisma Maybank, Bangsar yang bertajuk Maybank - Merompak Pekerja Miskin Malaysia. Aku rasa ia mungkin di keluarkan oleh sekumpulan orang-orang yang tidak berpuas hati dengan Maybank. Di flyer ini juga terdapat logo NUBE (National Union of Bank Employees) namun tidak dapat dipastikan adakah ia benar-benar dikeluarkan oleh mereka atau tidak.

Namun jelas sekali mereka yang merekacipta risalah ini bukanlah pelanggan Maybank yang mempunyai simpanan tetap, simpanan semasa, ASB loan atau melanggan produk-produk Maybank yang lain tetapi berdasarkan isu yang diketengahkan lebih menjurus kepada ketidakpuasan hati terhadap pengurusan dalaman institusi Maybank itu sendiri.. atau dengan lebih ringkas - 'Orang Dalam'

Flyer berwarna ini dicetak depan dan belakang dengan 4 bahasa yang mewakili 1Malaysia iaitu Bahasa Melayu, English, Chinese (tak sure la Cantonese ke Hokkien) and Tamil. Kenapa 'Merompak Pekerja Miskin Malaysia' dipilih sebagai tajuk oleh mereka ini? Kita sama-sama hayati apa yang cuba disampaikannya.

1. Maybank tidak membayar apa-apa pun kepada pekerja-pekerja berpendapatan rendah sebagai ganjaran atas prestasi mereka sejak 10 tahun lalu sedangkan eksekutif atasan pula dibayar berjuta-juta ringgit
2. Maybank turut merompak kasut-kasut yang layak diterima pekerja miskin - Maybank menafikan bekalan kasut yang wajar diberi mengikut perjanjian bersama
3. Maybank menyumberluarkan kerja-kerja yang sedang dilakukan oleh kumpulan berpendapatan rendah kepada POS Malaysia. Tindakan ini akan menyebabkan kehilangan pekerjaan dan kemerosotan pendapatan
4. Maybank menolak permohonan pinjaman oleh pekerja-pekerja miskin atas pelbagai alasan, menyebabkan mereka terpaksa mencari 'Along'

APA yang dilakukan Maybank dengan keuntungan berbilion ringgit?

- Maybank membayar para Eksekutif Kanan yang minoriti termasuk CEOnya bayaran yang tidak dapat dibayangkan nilainya
- Maybank membayar Eksekutif Kanan yang minoriti bonus prestasi purata 8 bulan setahun sepanjang 10 tahun dahulu
- Maybank membelanjakan RM4.3 bilian untuk membeli syarikat Singapura - Kim Eng Holdings Ltd.
- Maybank memperluaskan bisnesnya ke negara-negara lain - mewujudkan peluang pekerja di negara lain tetapi pekerja-pekerja Malaysia kemungkinan hilang kerja
- Maybank melabur dalam pakatan 'bercelaru' dan haram dengan POS Malaysia
- Maybank mendedahkan maklumat peribadi dan rahsia pelanggan kepada POS Malaysia. Mengapa? Adakah POS Malaysia berhadapan dengan masalah perniagaan?

Maybank merupakan bank tempatan utama dan sebuah GLC, tetapi tidak membantu golongan miskin. Ia hanya membantu mereka yang Kaya Menjadi Lebih Kaya manakala yang Miskin Terus Menjadi Lebih Miskin

Rakyat Malaysia akan bersatu menentang Maybank yang menipu rakan-rakan mereka. NUBE merayu kepada kerajaan Barisan Nasional agar memastikan Maybank berhenti daripada merompak golongan miskin.

Tindakan-tindakan Maybank sungguh kejam dan akan menjejaskan matlamat Barisan Nasional bagi memastikan kekayaan negara dikongsi dengan adil dan melahirkan Masyarakat Berpendapatan Tinggi dan aspirasi Model Baru Ekonomi (MBE)

TSOK: Selepas TM juga mengutarakan isu yang hampir sama sehingga mereka menulis surat terbuka untuk PM, kini satu lagi GLC iaitu Maybank. Siapakah yang akan kedepan untuk membela nasib mereka-mereka ini? Adakah sehinggan mereka perlu meminta pertolongan Satuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim? LOL

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[Joke] Most Important Shot In Golf Is The Next One.

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Peter, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Peter is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day Mike says, "Peter, we both loved golf all our lives, and we played golf on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf there."

Peter looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.

Shortly after that, Peter passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,

"Mike--Mike." "Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Mike--it's me, Peter." "You're not Peter. Peter just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Peter," insists the voice.

"Peter! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Peter. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Peter says," is that there's golf in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play golf all we want, and we never get tired."

That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?

"You've been booked to play this Saturday."

New PDRM Car ALIKE US Police Car

Surat Rasmi DSAI Kepada PM Untuk Debat Dan Demam

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Antara Sains Dan Amalan Rasulullah SAW

Sedikit fakta pemakanan.. Kita nak ikut buku sains / apa-apa yang diwar2kan oleh org yahudi Kafir atau kita nak ikut Rasul Junjungan Kita Nabi Muhammad S.A.W

1. Kita diajar dalam buku biologi, buku pemakanan (kajian dan terbitan para kafir ni) bahawa kalau nak dapat vitamin B dan kalau nak tambah darah kita kena makan hati haiwan dan hati ayam. tetapi sebenarnya Nabi kita tidak menggalakkan pemakanan organ dalaman. Nak ikut kafir ke nak ikut Nabi Muhammad ? Sebenarnya makan hati ayam dapat melembabkan otak kita sebab hati merupakan organ dimana semua toksin akan dikumpulkan dan dineutralkan. Jadi kepekatan toksin adalah tinggi di hati ayam. makanlah kita toksin tersebut serta bengaplah otak kita umat Islam sebab percaya buku sains keluaran kafir ini.

2. Kita diajar dalam sains bahawa kopi tidak bagus untuk kesihatan. Namun sebenarnya kopi adalah antara minuman kegemaran Nabi Muhamad selain susu dan madu. Cuba tengok Yahudi, mereka minum kopi, Starbuck. Profesor di UK yang Yahudi semua ada segelas kopi di tangan mereka.

3. Kita diajar memakan kambing tinggi kolesterol, namun kambing juga adalah makanan kegemaran Nabi Muhamad. Seolah-olah buku sains ni nak merendahkan pemakanan Nabi kita. Sebenarnya daging kambing adalah daging paling kurang kolesterol.

4. Kita diajar bahawa makan McDonalds adalah bagus, namun sebenarnya McDonalds adalah makanan yang sangat tinggi MSG dan kolesterolnya dan paling banyak lemak tepu trans.

5. Para kafir ni juga menggalakkan kita minum dan makan makanan yang langsung tak berkhasiat, contohnya coke dan maggi. Coke tu sangatlah beracun, pastu sangat tidak bagus untuk kesihatan (gula tinggi, berasid, pH dalam lingkungan 3.5, ada racun tersembunyi).

6. Untuk pengetahuan, para kafir agen dajjal ni juga menwar-warkan kebaikan minum soya (sebab USA merupakan pengeluar soya terbesar), namun sebenarnya soya dapat melemahkan kejantanan lelaki dan mengurangkan kesuburan lelaki dan perempuan. selain itu juga soya dapat meningkatkan risiko kanser payudara, kanser ovari, kanser prostat, serta melemahkan otak dan tulang sbb dalam soya ada hormon estrogen yang sama dgn estrogen kat wanita. pastu soya ada phytic acd yang membuatkan penyerapan kalsium, magnesium dan zinc yang penting untuk badan kita terjejas.

Secara kesimpulannya para kafir ajen Al-Masih Dajjal ni bukan setakat melemahkan kita dari segi lain namun secara pemakanan kita juga.

Firman Allah: Wahai sekalian manusia! Makanlah dari apa yang ada di bumi yang halal lagi baik, dan janganlah kamu ikut jejak langkah Syaitan, kerana sesungguhnya Syaitan itu ialah musuh yang terang nyata bagi kamu. Al-Quran Surah Al-Baqarah Ayat 168

Firman Allah: Dan makanlah dari rezeki yang telah diberikan Allah kepada kamu, iaitu yang halal lagi baik dan bertakwalah kepada Allah yang kepadaNya sahaja kamu beriman. Al-Quran Surah Al-Maidah Ayat 88

Firman Allah: Oleh itu, makanlah (wahai orang-orang yang beriman) dari apa yang telah dikurniakan Allah kepada kamu dari benda-benda yang halal lagi baik, dan bersyukurlah akan nikmat Allah, jika benar kamu hanya menyembahNya semata-mata. Al-Quran Surah An-Nahlu Ayat 114


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Meaning Of Car Name.. LOL

Who Said Car names don’t have any meaning ?!

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive. ...
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
KIA: Kills In Accidents
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
PROTON: lu pikir la sendiri….

[Story] Sembilu Kasih

They have known each other since school days and have since become the closest of friends. They shared everything and anything and spent lots of time together in and after school. But the friendship never develops more than friends. Diane kept a secret - her admiration and love for Jack.

She have her reasons for keeping it a secret. Fear! Fear of rejection, fear that he might not feel the same, fear that he might not want to be her best friend anymore...fear of losing someone that she can find comfort in. At least if she keeps her feelings to herself. She might still be able to spend time with him and hopefully, he might be the one to tell her how he feels towards her.

Time passes by and soon school days was over. Jack and Diane went separate ways. Jack continued his studies overseas while Diane got herself a job. They still kept in touch through penned letters, sent each other photographs and mailed each other gifts. Diane longed for Jack to be back. She had decided that she would have the courage to tell him her feelings once he's back.

And then, out of the blue the mails from Jack stopped coming. Diane wrote to him, but there's no reply. Where is he? What happened? lots of questions run through her mind.

Two years passed by and Diane was still hopeful that Jack would come back or at least send her a note. And then it's as if her prayers were heard. She received a note from Jack, it said 'Diane, I have a surprise for u. Meet me at the airport, at "time and location" I can't wait to see u again Diane! Love n Kisses - Jack'

Diane was thrilled. 'Love and kisses' - it meant a lot for a lady who have not tasted love before. She was so ecstatic beyond words. When the said day arrived, Diane waited anxiously for Jack. She's in her best dress and tried to look as pretty as she can be. She looked around but Jack was nowhere in sight.

Then, a lady in a sexy tight blue dress approached her. She had a very concerned look on her face, "Hi! I'm Jacelyn, a friend of Jack. Are u Diane?" she asked. Diane just nodded her head.
"I'm afraid, I have bad news for you. Jack is not coming. He won't be coming back anymore," said the lady, placing a hand on Diane's shoulder.

Diane could not believe the things she have just heard!!! What could possibly have happened?? Diane was confused. She was very very worried and her face was turning pale.

'Where's Jack? What happened to him??? Please tell me' Diane begged the lady. The lady looked intently at Diane, and then she gave Diane a nudge on the shoulder and said,

"Alamak Diane, its me lah.. Jack. Aren't I pretty now? U cannot recognize me aa??....and with that Diane fainted!!!

Hadith of The Day - AIS (Asar, Isya', Subuh)

Daripada Abu Barzah al-Islami RA katanya,
"Rasulullah SAW telah bersembahyang Asar. Kemudian salah seorang daripada kami telah kembali ke tempat kediamannya dipinggir bandar ketika matahari masih cerah. Baginda Rasulullah suka mentakhirkan sembahyang isyak, dan baginda tidak suka tidur sebelumnya serta bercakap-cakap selepasnya, Baginda selesai menunaikan sembahyang subuh ketika seorang itu boleh mengenali orang yang duduk disebelahnya dan Baginda membaca 60 ayat sehingga 100 ayat al-Quran".
- Hadith Riwayat al-Bukhari dan Muslim

Huraian
1. Seseorang hendaklah menyegerakan sembahyang Asar diawal waktunya
2. Sunat mentakhirkan sembahyang Isyak kepada 1/3 dari malam sekiranya tidak memberatkan sembahyang secara berseorangan atau berjamaah.
3. Makruh bagi seseorang tidur sebelum sembahyang isyak kerana takut terlupa atau terlewat daripada waktu.
4. Seseorang hendaklah segera menunaikan sembahyang subuh dan keluar dari masjid setelah terang.
5. Setelah selesai sembahyang subuh Rasulullah s.a.w membaca 60 ayat sehingga 100 ayat al-Quran.

[Joke] The Whole-Wheat Bread

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!”

Leon replies, “You’re kidding. I can’t even manage to do it once. What’s your secret?”

Elmer replies, “Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread.”

So the second old man rushes to the store. The clerk asks the old man, “May I help you?”

“Yes, I’d like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please.”

The clerk says, “That’s a lot of bread. It’s sure to get hard before you’re done.”

The old man says, “Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?”

In The Cinema Watching '2 Alam'

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Facebook Shutdown On 15th March Not True

As expected, the rumor turned out to be totally off the mark. Larry Yu, the Facebook Director of Corporate Communications said:

The answer is no, so please help us put an end to this silliness.

He further stated:

We didn't get the memo about shutting down and there's lots to do, so we'll just keep cranking away like always.

TSOK: But who cares? Maybe you cares? But Malaysian will have the new Facebook LOOKALIKE... dRbook.. so, we don't care.. LOL

[Joke] Red Indian Names

A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Ted or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture --not like the white men, who repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand. So, do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?

Belalang Tempur Type-R

When Horatio Caine Puts On His Sunglasses

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Losing Weight: The Pakistani Method

Pakistani women have an amazing trick they use to stay slim: they keep a string permanently tied around their forearms.

According to Dr. Drupas, a gentle but constant pressure on the nerves in the forearm stimulates certain glands, particularly those involved in weight control (thyroid, suprarenals).

Why don’t you try it? Find two ordinary rubber bands and place them around your right forearm, one third of the way up between your wrist and elbow. The rubber bands should exert noticeable pressure without cutting off blood circulation and should not slip or slide when you move your arm. This is not a tourniquet!

For best results, you have to wear the rubber bands constantly, even at night when you sleep. It is also recommended not to wear any other jewelry on the right arm.

[Joke] Every Cent Matters

Punjabi woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing Kuldip... all he wants is anal sex and my a*sshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother responds: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun, you drive a Mercedes, you get RM10,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year....... and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'

How To Win Olympic With 'Apple'??

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It's Tough To Be Horatio Caine

Horatio, Sunglasses From Night Market?

Career Woman

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[Joke] Married 10 Times

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the lawyer, "but, why?"

"Duh; you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Hadith Of The Day - Hutang

Sabda Rasulullah SAW yang maksudnya:
”Berhati-hatilah kamu dalam berhutang, sesungguhnya hutang itu mendatangkan kerisauan di malam hari dan menyebabkan kehinaan di siang hari.”
- Riwayat al-Baihaqi

Huraian
i) Strategi pengawalan perbelanjaan adalah bergantung pada kesesuaian dan keperluan tertentu seseorang atau sesebuah keluarga. Pepatah ada mengatakan “ Beringat sebelum kena, berjimat sebelum habis”.
ii) Seharusnya setiap individu mengamalkan sifat ‘qanaah’ iaitu bersyukur dan redha dengan apa yang ada serta memastikan bahawa keperluan tidak melebihi kemampuan. Amalkan sikap berjimat cermat dan membuat simpanan (tabungan) bagi mencapai keselamatan ekonomi kerana orang yang mengamalkan sikap tamak dan boros sehingga sanggup berhutang bukan sahaja boleh meningkatkan inflasi malah membawa kemuflisan dan kepapaan.
iii) Hutang wajib dibayar sesuai dengan waktu yang dijanjikan iaitu tidak menangguh-nangguhkannya. Adalah dikira berdosa bagi orang yang tidak mahu membayar hutangnya dengan sengaja walau bagaimana kecilpun hutang tersebut. Hal ini termasuk juga hutang yang berlaku dengan orang yang bukan Islam serta seseorang yang berhutang tetapi telah meninggal dunia dan belum sempat membayar hutangnya. Maka ahli waris si mati hendaklah berusaha untuk melangsaikannya.
iv) Islam selaku agama yang sempurna telah menyusun beberapa langkah mengenai proses berhutang di mana hutang yang dibuat hendaklah dicatat jumlah dan masa pembayarannya serta dilantik seorang penulis yang adil sebagai saksi. Ia bertujuan untuk mengelak dari sebarang penipuan dan penganiayaan.
v) Sesungguhnya melepaskan hutang orang menghutangi kita adalah suatu perbuatan yang mulia. Ganjaran yang besar menanti iaitu berupa naungan Arasy di akhirat kelak.