Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Q: Why is sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: What is the difference between an underwear & a stage curtain?
A: When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over, but when you pull down the underwear..... it is showtime!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Q: Why is sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: What is the difference between an underwear & a stage curtain?
A: When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over, but when you pull down the underwear..... it is showtime!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.
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